Do you waddle? Hmmm. Close the gate Mr.!!
I guess not, Hmmm. Youíre gonna let the dog out!!
Well if you are, Hmmm. What the Hell is your problem!!
You should try the leg straighter 2000, Hmmm. Sic him!!
"Iíve used it and waddling has turned into a mere limp" Hmmm. Yes!! Tear him apart!!
So you donít have to suffer no more!! Uh Ok. Haha!! Suppa time!
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